Capitalism Is Following Me ...

... but, according to this email message I just received from Twitter, I do not follow Capitalism (which came as somewhat of a shock, considering I have three jobs).

The bio copy is hilarious. "This is where I brutalize the masses."

Also, according to the last line, I can report Capitalism for spam, which seems counterproductive, as spam is in many ways the very essence of Capitalism.

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